and he's called the "Hoff" for a reason

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGHJt9Ng8jkendofvid

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(shakes head) Dude, you did Knight Rider, Baywatch.... You were a German pop phenom... you used to be so cool, what happened? Take a look at David Hasellhoff's latest farce...

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