Leno on Letterman - "I've been Extorted too!"

Kingston Rossdale will eat your babies

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Kingston Rossdale, the son of famed singers Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, was taking a stroll in public with his nanny, when he caught sight of the paparazzi filming his day. Check out the video below to see Kingston's meltdown and "rabid" behavior (FUNNY)
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Kanye Interrupts Master Chief

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Kanye West's Outburst at the MTV Video Music Awards (TOOL OF THE MONTH)

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Kanye West strikes again with his latest display of absolute stupidity by interrupting Taylor Swift after she won her first Moonman for "Best Female Video" Sunday night at the MTV Video Music Awards.

"Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you, I'm [going to] let you finish -- but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time," Kanye said, earning the boos of the crowd as Beyonce, who was nominated for her video "Single Ladies(Put a Ring on It)", looked shocked in the audience. (Click here to see the Video)

By ruining Taylor Swift's first VMA award moment, and looking like a complete fool, We here at CelebSqueal proudly honors Kanye as our first EVER "Tool of the Month". He deserves it.

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You'd think after his near fatal accident, after his mom passing from a freak cosmetic surgery debacle, and definitely after being put on blast on South Park that this man, after going through all of those trials in life, would just have some clue that his antics are not noteworthy, and that it is about time that he should have a slice of that proverbial humble pie ... I guess Kayne doesn't like pie .... (hehehe)

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Conan Takes a Look Into the Year 3000

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conan takes a look into the year 3000
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and he's called the "Hoff" for a reason

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(shakes head) Dude, you did Knight Rider, Baywatch.... You were a German pop phenom... you used to be so cool, what happened? Take a look at David Hasellhoff's latest farce...

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Mark Mark's Funky Bunch Fitness Video ....Seriously

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I'm not going to say much about this one. Check out Marky Mark..eh.. I mean "Mark Wahlberg's" workout video circa' 1993. COME ON COME ON, FEEL IT FEEL IT! (couldn't help myself)

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EHEM - I'm T-Pain !!

So i'm at my 40 hours-per-week "real world" job when I heard about the news of this ridiculous I-Phone app from one of my fellow co-workers. Get This, Its an app that actually transforms your voice in the same Vocoder style that T-Pain uses... Check out the video!

Who is Blanket's Biological Father ?

Yes he may be the godfather of the late "Gloved One's" sons, but According to Macaulay Culkin's Publicist, Michelle Bega, He is definitely not the biological father of Jackson's youngest son "Blanket". I'd have to take Mac's side on this one, I don't see Any resemblance...
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Here are some notable people that I DO suspect.


Please comment :)

TORTURE - AKA Heidi Montag's Miss Universe Performance

Ladies & Gentlemen... the proof is on film. Scotland's fabled "Banshee" is REAL!!!

Shaq - picking on the little people

Shaq's new show "Shaq Vs.", which premiered on ABC on August 18th, features the famed NBA/Twitter Superstar challenging other professional athletes in their craft. Take a Look as Shaq describes how he is going to take on his opponents.

Here are my predictions following the first Episode featuring Ben Rothlisberger:

Shaq Vs Michael Phelps - Result: Shaq Wins
At the Sound of the gun , Shaq Cannonballs into the Olympic size pool, thus Emptying out all of the water. Phelps stands at the block stunned as Shaq makes a 50 yard dash to the other end of the emptied pool.

Shaq Vs Serena Williams - Result: Shaq Loses
Shaq, repeatedly tries to hit the ball on his serve but keeps receiving faults and double faults. Serena doesn't hold back on her serve , hitting the ball over 120 mph. Shaq gets angry, rips the tennis net, and gets himself disqualified

Shaq Vs Misty May - Result: Shaq Wins
No its not because Shaq is over 7 Feet tall... Misty May actually proved to be a challenge, thus spiking the ball on Shaq's massive head. Shaq got angry and roared... you can fill in the blanks here.

Shaq Vs Oscar De La Hoya -Result: Shaq Wins ... come on De La Hoya got caught wearing fishnets & stockings !

Megan Wants a Millionaire Contestant Charged with Murder!!!

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Megan Wants a Millionaire Contestant, Ryan Alexander Jenkins has been charged with the murder of his ex-Wife, model, Jasmine Fiore.

According to reports, police discovered Jasmine's body naked , stuffed inside a suitcase tossed inside a dumpster. Sources say that it appears that Fiore was strangled to death.

According to Nancy Grace , it seems that Fiore's fingertips and teeth were removed... Which from my personal understanding was done to suppress identifying Fiore if she was to be found.

Jenkins, Who was the last person to see Jasmine was the one to report her as missing. Immediatly as soon as he found out that he was a prime suspect in the matter, (especially since he has a past domestic assault record) Jenkins Fled to California and took a boat to Canada. He is currrently being pursued by the authorities.

VH1 has proceeded with canceling Megan Wants a Millionaire , which ended production in March, after releasing the following statement: “Given the unfortunate circumstances, VH1 has postponed any future airings. This is a tragic situation and our thoughts go out to the victim’s family.”

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Cops Force Kate Gosselin To Leave Her House

Police forced Kate Gosselin to Leave her Pennslyvania home after a huge altercation with Jon. Jon Claimed that he called the cops because Kate infringed on his time alone with the kids.

“It was a miscommunication. Kate said she was comming home, and I said, ‘Well, it’s my time to spend with the kids,’” Jon goes on. “I don’t come home when she’s with the kids, and vice versa — and that’s how it’s supposed to be.”

Jon then admitted that Kate was probably upset due to the fact that he called 23, Year old Stephanie Santoro to babysit while he was filming the show.

Final Thought: Call Kate whatever you want, She's been getting the crappy end of this deal. Jon Gosselin, you just further solified your status as a LOSER!

Paula wants to come back??

Reportedly, Paula Abdul wants to come back to American Idol, and her infamous Twitter post is completely null & Void. Yeah... This was unpredictable /Sarcasm

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Forget going Green...Go Yellow!

This Portuguese Commercial proves that going "green" is already a dying Fad

Flavor Flav at 7-11

Ok, first off... I'm Black. But i'm sorry, this man looks like dressed-up a piece of feces with an undigested piece of chicken hanging out... all in all, NOT A PRETTY SIGHT

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Girl vs. Bus Roof

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FIRST POST - A Tribute to Paula Abdul