8/31/2009

Who is Blanket's Biological Father ?


Yes he may be the godfather of the late "Gloved One's" sons, but According to Macaulay Culkin's Publicist, Michelle Bega, He is definitely not the biological father of Jackson's youngest son "Blanket". I'd have to take Mac's side on this one, I don't see Any resemblance...
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Here are some notable people that I DO suspect.
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Please comment :)

8/25/2009

TORTURE - AKA Heidi Montag's Miss Universe Performance



Ladies & Gentlemen... the proof is on film. Scotland's fabled "Banshee" is REAL!!!

8/22/2009

Shaq - picking on the little people

Shaq's new show "Shaq Vs.", which premiered on ABC on August 18th, features the famed NBA/Twitter Superstar challenging other professional athletes in their craft. Take a Look as Shaq describes how he is going to take on his opponents.


Here are my predictions following the first Episode featuring Ben Rothlisberger:

Shaq Vs Michael Phelps - Result: Shaq Wins
At the Sound of the gun , Shaq Cannonballs into the Olympic size pool, thus Emptying out all of the water. Phelps stands at the block stunned as Shaq makes a 50 yard dash to the other end of the emptied pool.

Shaq Vs Serena Williams - Result: Shaq Loses
Shaq, repeatedly tries to hit the ball on his serve but keeps receiving faults and double faults. Serena doesn't hold back on her serve , hitting the ball over 120 mph. Shaq gets angry, rips the tennis net, and gets himself disqualified

Shaq Vs Misty May - Result: Shaq Wins
No its not because Shaq is over 7 Feet tall... Misty May actually proved to be a challenge, thus spiking the ball on Shaq's massive head. Shaq got angry and roared... you can fill in the blanks here.

Shaq Vs Oscar De La Hoya -Result: Shaq Wins ... come on De La Hoya got caught wearing fishnets & stockings !

8/20/2009

Megan Wants a Millionaire Contestant Charged with Murder!!!

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Megan Wants a Millionaire Contestant, Ryan Alexander Jenkins has been charged with the murder of his ex-Wife, model, Jasmine Fiore.

According to reports, police discovered Jasmine's body naked , stuffed inside a suitcase tossed inside a dumpster. Sources say that it appears that Fiore was strangled to death.

According to Nancy Grace , it seems that Fiore's fingertips and teeth were removed... Which from my personal understanding was done to suppress identifying Fiore if she was to be found.

Jenkins, Who was the last person to see Jasmine was the one to report her as missing. Immediatly as soon as he found out that he was a prime suspect in the matter, (especially since he has a past domestic assault record) Jenkins Fled to California and took a boat to Canada. He is currrently being pursued by the authorities.

VH1 has proceeded with canceling Megan Wants a Millionaire , which ended production in March, after releasing the following statement: “Given the unfortunate circumstances, VH1 has postponed any future airings. This is a tragic situation and our thoughts go out to the victim’s family.”

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8/16/2009

Cops Force Kate Gosselin To Leave Her House


Police forced Kate Gosselin to Leave her Pennslyvania home after a huge altercation with Jon. Jon Claimed that he called the cops because Kate infringed on his time alone with the kids.

“It was a miscommunication. Kate said she was comming home, and I said, ‘Well, it’s my time to spend with the kids,’” Jon goes on. “I don’t come home when she’s with the kids, and vice versa — and that’s how it’s supposed to be.”

Jon then admitted that Kate was probably upset due to the fact that he called 23, Year old Stephanie Santoro to babysit while he was filming the show.

Final Thought: Call Kate whatever you want, She's been getting the crappy end of this deal. Jon Gosselin, you just further solified your status as a LOSER!

Paula wants to come back??


Reportedly, Paula Abdul wants to come back to American Idol, and her infamous Twitter post is completely null & Void. Yeah... This was unpredictable /Sarcasm

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8/12/2009

Forget going Green...Go Yellow!



This Portuguese Commercial proves that going "green" is already a dying Fad

Flavor Flav at 7-11

Ok, first off... I'm Black. But i'm sorry, this man looks like dressed-up a piece of feces with an undigested piece of chicken hanging out... all in all, NOT A PRETTY SIGHT

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8/11/2009

Girl vs. Bus Roof

8/08/2009

FIRST POST - A Tribute to Paula Abdul